Shoe-gasm?

So as you can see this post is titled "shoe-gasm" believe it or not I am a virgin when it comes to having a shoe-gasm. Yes I've seen shoes and I'm like yeah those are cute but I've never been one to go like super psycho I gotta have those shoes. For the following reason:

1. Food is my first ♥

2. I always spend ALL my money on food, which is another sad fact.

3. Did I mention I love food?

Therefore if it comes down to choosing between some damn shoes or CHIPOTLE! Well people you already know what your answer is. I for one do not understand how anybody could not ADORE, be OBSESSED, go CRAZY when it comes to ordering CHIPOTLE! [ yes the exclamation point is needed ] I was reading this comment posted on Ronnie B's status [ jetminded.blogspot.com] and he said that CHIPOTLE! is overrated or somewhere along that line, it broke my heart. So then Ash-bunny [ she's my brothers god sister, nakedinglitter.blogspot.com] said " chipotle is made by gods, how could you not love it" and I so agree. CHIPOTLE is just super bomb. But sadly, this post isn't about CHIPOTLE so I'm moving on... sadly...

So I've become addicted to this site called stumbleupon.com, thanks to my boyfriend and basically it's a bunch of randomness at the tips of your fingers in any subject you can probably think of it. It's really fun, and I get excited staying up all night pressing the "stumble " button. [ I don't start working until next week, so I'm what my brother calls a " College Bum" don't judge me. ] So anyway usually I press the same categories all the time but the other day I decided to do the shopping section and that was when I almost died from what people call a shoe-gasm. OMG, I usually don't wear heels, although I do have a good build and tiny feet to wear them I would rather wear my " ugg slippers" [ their from TARGET! ahhh I ♥ target] I mean who wouldn't love to get something designer for super cheap, and the knock-off is so dead on. Whatever, I love a bargain and refuse to pay 100 something dollars when I could get almost identical pair for like 20 bucks. Saves me money, and saved money makes me happy; although I SUCK at saving money but whatever that's not for this post. So anyway I enclosed three of the shoes I will be getting, and I hope you like. :)

Adios.

how could you not ♥ this!

I just love these because their more on the wild side, and I would so have fun trying to figure out what the heck to get to match these :) such a challenge

snakeskin, and blue? Love it. enough said.

When I grow up I wanna be--

A HOOTERS GIRL!!?!

I know I know.. I'm pretty much GROWN up but I can still have goals that I want to achieve right, and " the girls " [ in other words my boobs ] are big enough, although I know that's not what they look for and I've NEVER eaten there, sad now that I think about it. But I really think I would be good at doing something like that, I'm sure they would hire me for the job so I think I'm going to go for it and then that way if I can get a job here then I can secure on hopefully when I move to VA sometime in december or january. So I thought I would share my excitement over my new goal, besides being a " hooters girl" I could so earn tips while I'm doing it. WOO HOO for tips, and hopefully I can find a close place to the apartment in VA so I can be one there too. Until next time...

"Team Awesome "

So today I'm at my dad's apartment and I'm watching ultimate cake off which reminds me of the food network challenge that I used to watch when we had cable. Unfortunately, at mi madre's house we don't have cable which makes me realize how much I do miss it. Usually I'm able to catch up with the few shows that I do watch on a regular basis the next day on the internet but I've had a big obsession with the food network and travel channel when we had cable and now I realize how much I've missed it. :(

So every time I watch the food network I ALWAYS find something that can hold my attention from hours on end, whether it be chopped, Iron chef America, Diners, Drive-In's & dives and OF COURSE the different food network challenges. How can you not enjoy these shows man. I freaking love it ridiculously and EVEN fell asleep watching it, and my boyfriend stayed up and told me all about it. :) ahhh the good times.

Here's just a few opinions on shows I can't get a enough of:

Guy Fieri is simply AMAZING. His show ALWAYS makes me hungry so if you do decide to watch this show definitely make sure you're eating as you watch. The places he visits makes me wish they were looking for a co-host I would so be the best person ever to do it HONESTLY. I love food with a passion and what job is better than getting paid to eat?!? Okay, I KNOW that the bathroom is probably the place ends up in at the end of the night filming all this stuff, and it's definitely not good to be consuming all this food and not being active but come on we deserve to live a little right? Reguardless, food network if your looking for a female co-host, I'm your girl.



So chopped is another really good show, the ingredients they sometimes give the chefs to use are such a challenge I even find myself trying to come up with recipes as they start working on them. It's a really good show, and it also gives you hints and shows you different ways to make stuff and what not. Although I love to cook, I don't want to have to go school and pay for it so I get hints watching this show and sometimes find stuff that I want to try one day when I get a chance. Definitely a good show.


I also can't get enough of the Food Network Challenge and although this child can be very very annoying I loved the sweet sixteen Miley Cirus one. The cakes were super cute and I was definitely getting ideas to have my cake made for my 21st, although they wouldn't be exactly the same but the cakes were so unique it would have definitely been a challenge for me to pick one. I also like all the challenges they do when it comes to cakes because they make some really amazing sculptures that almost make you double take and study it to make sure it is a real cake. I remember seeing a stand made out of cake with a dress and along with a pearl necklace and it was all cake. Like EDIBLE! I know it had to be super heavy but it was amazing. The details and everything, so beautiful.

Finally, the show I love THEE most although it was hard. BOBBY FLAY! I seen the one with the chicken & waffles, OMG! I wanted chicken & waffles right then and there. I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE food. Like honestly, I'm like a big girl at heart; I ALWAYS say that but it's so true. So he challenges people in what they're known for, it's crazy & I freakin love it.

Coffee

I've decided to make a list of the things I absolutely LOVE; I was inspired believe it or not by simple cup of coffee. So let's start then shall we?:

* Coffee ( If it's from a store then CARIBOU hands down.) I just love opening up the canister of it and smelling folgers. It's like someone handing you a million dollars. :)

*Chipotle: Believe it or not I've met quite a few people who DO NOT consume CHIPOTLE! So then I ask, WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH YOUR LIFE? WHY ARE YOU STILL ALIVE!?! That's a bit OD I know but man CHIPOTLE is Amazing how could you not love it.

So I'm a really a HUGE fan of food, like seriously I feel like a big girl at heart. I love making recipes and cooking it just makes me smile in my heart; "the boyfriend effect"

So the other day I had made this lamb shoulder, FIRST TIME. I promise you it was BOMB! SUPER BOMB! Like we wanted more, went to the grocery store so I could hook it up and they didn't have anymore. I have found a new love for lamb meat.

I love chicken, YES. Most black LOVE chicken, but I could eat chicken over hamburger ANYDAY.

I love being random. Pink, Lime Green & Yellow just fit man.

Polo kicks = sexy.

Showers. Although bubble baths are pretty bomb

Lip gloss. 5$ bucks at bath and body works. The green mint kind. MMMMM.

Icebreakers watermelon cube gum. It makes your mouth go INSANE.

Teddy bears. Key chains from different states.

My chi.

Paul Mitchell's super skinny. The smell of it is lovely.

Sweatshirts & leggins.

UGG boots.

Sex. Anyone who says sex is overrated is DEFINITELY not doing it right.

:)